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Topic: GODZALA - Mojo Rising
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PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 03:14 AM
 
LOL - another one:21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 03:16 AM
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A Dominatrix strategically using her choice of weapon to whip the knickers of Bridget Jones during late night boozy sessions.I knew there had to be depth and meaning to Chinese Laundry!!! Between my Moon and Venus sabian symbols, you can see how romantic and intriguing I am being a captured orangutang in a chinese laundry. Dang, I'm HOT!!!!
ROFL.  OMG! There are rare occasions when I am stuck for words. This is one. LMAO.
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PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 03:20 AM
koiOh, I just walked away from the computer to continue the clean-up job that is rudely interrupting my computer time and I've grabbed a magazine I bought about two weeks ago and am closing it and it opens (seemingly by itself) to the back page which shows me that your beloved Cobie Smulders is expecting a child. IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1851
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posted December 31, 2008 03:26 AM
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beloved Cobie Smulders is expecting a child.
That had nothing to do with me, I swear! How dare ANYTHING interrupt computer time. Especially New Years Eve!!!! Couldn't they delay it for a few days, so we could catch up??!! IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 03:36 AM
You just reminded me.... I LOOOVVEE Christmas dinner  IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted December 31, 2008 03:52 AM
What's there not to like? 1. Passionate romance  2. Looking sweaty and masculine on a horse  3. Sweet and fatherly  IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 04:44 AM
bluemoon - fancy an Aussie male, then? Well, get used to thongs (flip-flops) and t-shirts. They bare a lot of skin here!!! And the boobs!!!! That's the cultural dress for women. Skimpy, fleshy, and loads of cleavage!!!! I kid you not!!!! Did you shop around for a mammary receptacle today? There's no requirement to wear one here. You could deal with your issue by moving to Aussie!!!  IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 04:48 AM
PA - thanks - a great read and look forward to responding IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 04:52 AM
Ah bm,koi and I can't lie to you. This is what most real Aussie men look like.  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 04:55 AM
While we're on Aussie men. Here is another lovely.  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 04:58 AM
And if that doesn't work for you - then try this goody.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=-ePULm3ZYJk Back when he was in The Guardian. This is the Channel 10 promo. Oh, I used to watch TV just to see this ad. Thank God for youtube! I love the tag:
"Whichever way you look at him.......... he's great to watch". Ooh yeah! IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1851
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posted December 31, 2008 05:00 AM
OMG who is that man with the beer in his hand? ***swoon***. I think I'm in love  And that moustache....it's really doing it for me.... Hmmmm... the beer gut could be a little more developed. He must be still quite young. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 05:12 AM
koiWhat? The mullet and traditional crotch scratch didn't do it for you? The Stubbies with the thongs. Translated from Aussie - the shorts with the flip-flops. Plus the traditional Bonds singlet. IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 05:19 AM
Well, the crotch scratch was the bit that made me swoon and want to dive straight into the computer screen and rip that Bond singlet right off him!What actually takes my breath away, is when they scratch their crotch with the same hand that's holding their beer!!! Now that's a measure of a real man!!!!!! IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 05:24 AM
Ah, you've never seen a real man do the crotch scratch until you've seen a cricketer in white moving the protective box around in there and having a really good go. Now, that's a real Aussie effort. Oh, and I particularly love it when you're watching the cricket and the have a really big spit - love the sprog shot. Nothing like it. IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1851
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posted December 31, 2008 05:26 AM
PA - do you have any ideas for a "G" party? I've been invited to a 40th with "G" as the theme.Giesha
Garbage
Gorgon
Gypsy ...are just a few ideas, so far. IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 05:29 AM
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have a really big spit - love the sprog shot. Nothing like it.
read as I take my first bite into dinner I just love our timing PA. There's something poetically beautiful there IP: Logged |
spunknini
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posted December 31, 2008 06:15 AM
Hello my lovelies,I hope everyone had a great Christmas filled with love & Joy as well as the usual drunken arguments & overstuffed bellies that have expanded past the point of all decorum to resemble "big Al" from 'married with children' fame! I just wanted to catch up & wish you all a blessed 2009. Which leads me to my next question????
New Years R E S O L U T I O N S........
Mine........? I want to start my life all over again from 20.....oh what fun could be had with the knowledge I have now.. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 06:47 AM
koiJust turn up in a G-string and be done with the G thing. Or you could go as a G-spot. Are you sure you want my suggestions on this? Spunky has impeccable timing so you could go as GI Joe or GI Jane. Let me think about it. Have to go and help Mr PA with something totally inane. Back soon. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 06:54 AM
Ooh - I've got one - I've got one - I'm really excited about this.Goddess! IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 06:55 AM
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I just love our timing PA. There's something poetically beautiful there
Oh, that's divine. IP: Logged |
koiflower
Knowflake Posts: 1851
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posted December 31, 2008 06:58 AM
hey spunkini - has it taken this long to get out of that cubicle??20's, eh? I can see potential there quote:
Are you sure you want my suggestions on this?
Dangerous territory, I know. I like to live dangerously I actually thought you might say "genitals", but "g-spot" was pretty close IP: Logged |
koiflower
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posted December 31, 2008 07:01 AM
Goddess is great!!! How did I not think of that??? Geez!!!Am off to watch ROME soon. Never seen it before, don't know what to expect. Hey..... Gladiator!! On a roll now!!  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 07:07 AM
Rome is, ummm, interesting. I've seen small parts of it. Would have liked to have seen more. It's quite - blunt - from what I've seen.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted December 31, 2008 07:10 AM
Hey spunky!!!!!!!!! 20 again! Ah, I like what I know now. Maybe if I had the body that I had then. Maybe. Maybe not. I kind of feel like I'm 24 anyway. In my head, that's where I am. It's the odd ocassion when I look in the mirror and realise that I'm actually not that shocks me. That doesn't happen often. My chronology may try to tell you that otherwise, but I'm really 24. IP: Logged |
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