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posted December 03, 2008 07:00 AM         

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Nah, the cocksmoker's good for money, he just wants to be annoying until he gets carted out of here in a coffin. He brings up his diabetes as a reason why he is diabolical.

Ha!

Before I left to go shopping I said to him (with a sort of face of pseudo-concern like you would give to your elderly Nan in a care home):
"D, is there something the matter because I sense a bit of anger in what you said to me".

Which prompted him to say "No, no anger, none at all, got no idea what you're talking about".

He loathes being confronted with his cr@p.

I said: "Oh, that's ok then, bye!"

I chuckled all the way to buy paper plates.
One can consider the situation diffused...

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posted December 03, 2008 07:03 AM         

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Now I'm off out for olives and white cabbage and ting.

Coleslaw frenzy this arvo.

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posted December 03, 2008 07:08 AM         

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Good for you wheels.

That's the thing with bullies. Confront them, and they wet their pants, usually.

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posted December 03, 2008 07:18 AM         

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All my abuse
To all!
Even though
My
Signature
is a bit cosmic
I can still
Dish it
OUT!
In a Highly
Offensive
Manner!

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Had me in pieces on the floor p1ssing myself laughing. OMG!!! That is absolutely hilarious.

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posted December 03, 2008 07:23 AM         

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I don't know much about lexi-ing but I get the general idea. Don't see why people take it so seriously though. Respect that's their thing. Interesting and fun, but not an entire lifestyle. I'm not going to put that much value on it.

Can someone explain
to me,
why do
they always write
like this
instead of
completing a sentence
along one
line?

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posted December 03, 2008 07:55 AM         

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A friend just emailed me this pic with the caption that you're never too old to sit on Santa's lap.

Ummm - ho, ho, ho.

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posted December 03, 2008 07:57 AM           

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posted December 03, 2008 08:00 AM         

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spunky

Oh, no fair, girlfriend. While we're busy posting pics of celebs, you've got GI Joe. And he's not made of plastic.

BRAGGER!

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posted December 03, 2008 08:05 AM         

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OMG! I have just received the absolute funniest email.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:06 AM           

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spunky 3/10/1973 4.45am Southport QLD

GI Joe 13/05/1971 10.00am Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania USA

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posted December 03, 2008 08:10 AM           

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OMG that was soooo funny, im still giggling over it & probably will randomly through the night ROFL

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posted December 03, 2008 08:17 AM         

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Got all information. Thanks. Let me know when you get the mail.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:25 AM           

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Oh i got it aright, too funny & like I said UP THERE...it's the kind of thing that will give me random fits of giggles throughout the night.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:28 AM         

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edit.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:34 AM         

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DD

When you're here, check out spunky's synastry with GI Joe in the Astro Forum.

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posted December 03, 2008 08:37 AM         

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posted December 03, 2008 08:59 AM         

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I suppose the anal brigade is watching us. I know you are.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:07 AM         

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OMG! Your email is hilarious. I've got tears streaming down my face. It gets funnier and funnier the more you read it. AG would like it, I think, and bm.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:14 AM           

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Good to know & glad your smiling, I sent you 3 in total..yes a bit of man bashing going on but it's all tongue in cheek.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:15 AM         

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spunky

Make sure you delete that jude link.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:19 AM           

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see you ARE my mum, ur making me clean my room!

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posted December 03, 2008 09:20 AM         

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spunky

ROFL the emails. Caution and big crackers had me rolling on the floor. Oh, I've had such a great laugh tonight. Thanks.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:26 AM         

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spunky

I'm not being mum. It's just that we are being watched at the moment by some members with too much time on their hands and big sticks up their butts because we don't like the same things. If we step out of line they'll complain about us to Randall, so we need to be on our best behaviour until such time they find someone else to occupy them.

***PA puts out hand and waves, I know you're there, we all do***

And until they find something more constructive to do with themselves, well, we'll just have to be on our best behaviour and be a bit boring really.

I may take up knitting. Or even lexigramming.

Oh, and this is me, being on my best behaviour.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:27 AM           

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ah your welcome any time PA, it takes someone with genuine class to appreciate those emails.

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posted December 03, 2008 09:29 AM         

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Aw, thanks spunky. As you know, it's 1.30am, so I'm off for now. Enjoy your evening.

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