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posted January 13, 2009 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
Spunk,

Did you enjoy your indulgence? I bet you did. TEE HEE!!! You silly flower.

Scott Speedman... eh. Somewhere i read that Simon Baker is the poor woman's Scott Speedman. I don't know about all that. If that IS the case though, i think i'd rather be broke!

PA,

I bet you could get a nice lump some for you "virginity". But you'd probably end up being sold to some morbidly obese 13 year-old who hasn't seen his winky since birth.

Still sound like a good idea???

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posted January 13, 2009 09:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for meta_4     Edit/Delete Message
Meta is currently searching for ways to procrastinate doing her Method homework. She does not wish to read 30 pages about Stanislavsky at the moment... but she's running out of ways to preoccupy herself! BAHHH!!!!!

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posted January 13, 2009 10:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Aw. Poor meta is bored.

Maybe now is a good time for uninterrupted Maid In Manhattan viewing.

Or, if you like, I can find you a YouTube posting of Colin and his Golden Globe.

***oh, and laughing a very very wicked laugh***

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posted January 13, 2009 10:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message
Meta

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I bet you could get a nice lump some for you "virginity". But you'd probably end up being sold to some morbidly obese 13 year-old who hasn't seen his winky since birth.

R O F L M A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PA

I am sure that there is some small Japanese man that will take you for his personal geisha, so don't you worry about Ms Meat....oops...Ms Meta...is that a Freudian slip of gargantuan proportions lol.

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posted January 13, 2009 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I think maybe meta was unleashing, oops, sharing, some quiet fantasy she's holds in her most private of thoughts.

I don't mind the rest, but 13? Add 20 years to that figure, and it's still to young.

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posted January 14, 2009 12:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Miss PA

I have NEWS!!!!


GI Joe proposed to me this morning!!!!!!


Well...it's not a real proposal per say. It was a yahoo marriage proposal...& I said I do.....Does this mean we can have internet sex without fear of viruses & STD's?

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posted January 14, 2009 12:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
spunky

Oh my! CONGRATULATIONS.

Well, I have to say - I would have assumed that you were already having internet sex. I mean, you said, "I do", and you haven't even tested him yet? You don't buy before you try, girlfriend!

What if he has problems in that area? I mean, just say he's rather deficient - to the point where he's finishing and you haven't even started yet or you're wondering if he's even in yet. But as we're talking about internet relations then I suppose you would expect the leads to be in better working order, and larger. Maybe not longer, but thicker.

Just to be on the safe side, plug them into the inflatable. If it explodes, you know - you've got yourself a winner there baby!

Okay - so are you going to set up a website? Can we all view it? Can we buy the transcripts?

Oh, and internet sex may be free of certain STD's but never viruses. Make sure your firewall is doing it's job.

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posted January 14, 2009 12:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message
ROFLMAO PA

& no, you cannot look, I post about my life in gory detail...my sex life must be private.


Oh incidentally, I did my tarot yesterday asking the obvious question & the answer was a definite yes but.....when doing a reading I always wonder "Am I being given the cards or am I drawing the answer I want from the deck?" hence the doubt!

as for the "equipment" Does venus or mars give any clue to size? or is that just in vedic astrology?

While on the same issue of leaping b4 looking I did that with my ex & I loved his erm...equipment....HUGE BANANA that was....I think that is why it took me four years to get over him.......I was in mourning for the banana I would never eat again!!!!

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posted January 14, 2009 12:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
spunky

Well, may be hard to tell, but you'll need to get him to send you a PXT of himself with his hand up to his face. That's the only way to really know, due to circumstances. If it looks really really small, then you know. And if it covers his face, well, that has to be a good thing.

Oh, so you got me thinking. Who needs a big banana.....

....when you can have a Golden Globe.

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posted January 14, 2009 12:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
The tarot question. You just have to trust that it works. I know though, when something like that looks in my favour, I question it. Same question as you. Am I seeing it way because I want it that way?, etc. There's a free online tarot.

Let me think of it - facade.com, I think. You can choose the deck and the spead. It's free. I don't know how seriously you take it though. I'm not a tarot fan anyway.

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posted January 14, 2009 02:40 AM           Edit/Delete Message
ok PA I will get that pic!!!! The Banana Detectives. Has a nice ring to it don't you think?

Re Tarot; I think it's something to do once in a while with a serious desire but not to ask it twenty million times a day the same question in a variety of forms, at least that has been my experience. I used to own my own deck & practice my own reading & for friends so I have a bit more than a novice's knowledge of the workings....it's mainly IMO a focus for your own psychic ability anyways....

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posted January 14, 2009 02:57 AM           Edit/Delete Message
PA

Re; facade.com, I just popped over there to check it out & as soon as I saw it I remembered that I have been there before, I don't like the site personally, for weird reasons as usual, I don't like the vibe of the place at all, it feels very dark to me is the only reason I can give you, sorry.

I do know of a fantastic one that I have connected with (has good vibes etc etc) that I think you will like it's called www.newagestore.com

Check it out if you have a question or two (maybe give the career one a whiz) & let me know what you think.

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posted January 14, 2009 02:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for koiflower     Edit/Delete Message
I'm back!!!!

Really want to catch up

Hope you are all well, happy, lewd, and smiling!!!

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posted January 14, 2009 03:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Sell my virginity online.

Hmmm. Great idea, but better keep the lights down low so the buyer doesn't spot the stretch marks and childbirth belly.

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posted January 14, 2009 03:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Like the vid.

Dropped into astro this morning for a couple of minutes. *sigh*. The sweeping generalisations from a couple of examples, it is so annoying and won't ever stop will it?

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posted January 14, 2009 03:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Oh, bm

the generalisations. Nope. Fear they will always be a standard.

Any good topic suggestions?

ROFL - the lights turned down - stretchmarks, etc.

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posted January 14, 2009 03:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
koi

Were you gone?

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posted January 14, 2009 03:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
Peter Pan is the thread that got me.

Also irking me this week was when I channel hopped and saw part of a programme on 'half a tonne son'. It made me feel ill. Not for his physique. It was more his mother's attitude. I think she wanted him to be like that so he could be a big baby, relying on her to be feed and toileted. I didn't watch much of it.

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posted January 14, 2009 03:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Ah, I see. How did I miss that thread? I don't know.

Maybe we should just have our own version. Lets call it Generalisation Astrology. It goes something like this.

Aries - selfish twats, who don't give a rats about anyone except themselves. Make terrible life partners.

Taurus - **** me, feed me, and that's all I need. The perfect husband.

Gemini - don't ask too many questions, because you won't understand the replies.

Cancer - oh, apparently they make the worst partners. Don't ever partner with them. Thus leaving approximately one twelfth of the population feeling very lonely and in need of prostitutes. Which leads to:

Leo - attention seekers who will do anything to remain at the top spot.

Virgo - Such a cool appearance, innocent, unattainable, but a seering passion burns underneath.

Libra - ah, whatever, I'm not sure, can't decide here.

Scorpy - The only desirable mates in the Universe.

Sagi - all cheaters and all look like horses

Capricorns - who?

Aquarians - the ones that no-one ever understands because apparently are never available for more than 5 minutes a time.

Pisces - highly evolved spiritual perfect beings who have the sun shine out of their behinds.

So, I think I've summed up the Astro Forum perception of the twelve signs. Read one thread, you've read them all.

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posted January 14, 2009 03:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Excuse the ignorance here, but is HunkOfRope an actual member or is it mock name for one or more members?

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posted January 14, 2009 04:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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I think she wanted him to be like that so he could be a big baby, relying on her to be feed and toileted. I didn't watch much of it.

Is that a form of Munchausens? Some people will do anything to quell the fear and fear of loneliness. Desperately sad. For her child than her. Though, don't know how old he is, but he probably wouldn't know how to function without her now anyway.

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posted January 14, 2009 04:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I roll my eyes at attention seekers. My parents are like that. I grew up with it and am very intolerant of it. They are master manipulators and know how to garner sympathy or whatever focus it is that they desire in that moment. They have no integrity. There's only so much empathy you can show people who continuously manipulate in order to feed their ego.

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posted January 14, 2009 04:07 AM           Edit/Delete Message
Hi BM


lol....everytime I type 'BM' I have to resist the urge to put a U in the middle.

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posted January 14, 2009 04:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
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Put U in the middle. Who in the middle? U? Me? koi? Who? Where?

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posted January 14, 2009 04:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for blue moon     Edit/Delete Message
BUM.

I quite like it.

Loving your work, PA.

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