posted January 15, 2009 12:12 AM         

Ralph should have his own calendar anyways- without your yucky, manly men to weigh him down. Real men can last for 12 months, ya know. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

posted January 15, 2009 12:19 AM         

"Preying Mantis don't believe in Jesus"

"Jane Austen ain't got sh1t on me"

"I am the new messiah
Shish Kabob me on a
Barbeque toothpick
And stick me to your
Dixie plate"

"My mother didn’t
Teach me no manners,
Ma’am
So excuse me while I
Use profanity
In front of your Tiny
Tim toddler
F***. Sh1t. P1ss."

"I'm sorry,
I didn't know you were
Alabama Baptist
Next time I say
"C&*tf&*^er"
I'll try to consider
What Would Jesus
Do"

...I've got religious issues... can ya tell? lol! 9 years of Catholic school will do that to ya.

posted January 15, 2009 12:46 AM         

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Stu? Alluring? Have you SEEN Queen of the Damned? I almost had an allergic reaction to his acting. Horrible. Just horrible.

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Are you kidding me? Have you seen Ralph in any movie? Really? Horrible. Just horrible. Great actor? Yes. Awful movies? Yes.

There's a reason why Ralph repetively sticks his fingers in the mouths of his lovers in movies. Its so they don't have to stick their own fingers down their own throats.

posted January 15, 2009 12:49 AM         

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"Preying Mantis don't believe in Jesus"

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continued:

She only wants to believe in Nessus;
kiss me
kill me
want me
**** me
I'll do all of those to you
confess and i'll be yours.

posted January 15, 2009 01:00 AM         

Don't worry about offending people. Art does that. Think Lolita.

Besides, that's why this thread comes with a disclaimer/warning label.

posted January 15, 2009 02:30 AM         

I'm just reading about Eros & Psyche, and came upon this. And thought of you.

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Eros in Scorpio. This is an especially erotic position of Eros. These lovers can be addicted to the thrill of getting to know a person inside and out, and to the power of love and sex. Intensity is important to these lovers. They don't just want their partner's body, they want a bit of their soul as well!

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posted January 15, 2009 02:51 AM         

Eros. Gemini 8th house, Trine Mars. Conjunct Sun.

What's it meant to mean? I don't know.

EDIT:

Eros in Cancer. ( in )There is a need to infuse emotional care and nurture into the sex act. When the self-image is low, these lovers may use others as sexual objects, probably as a result of their fear of rejection. The breasts are a big turn-on, and many are orally fixated, and some may be attracted to a domination theme. When the self-image is stronger, intimacy and warmth are powerful stimulants. Eros in Cancer lovers seek to achieve psychic and emotional renewal through sex. They can be very intuitive bed partners. Sexual possessiveness is often an issue. Sometimes, these lovers want their partner to be relatively chaste, but they don't have the same standards for themselves. These lovers often fall in love with their sexual partners.

?

I related more to the Scorpio reading, which I looked at because I was thinking maybe 8th house, and Trine Scorpio Rising is going to effect the purity of the Cancer reading (which doesn't resonate strongly). It's from Cafe Astrology, btw.

PSYCHE IN GEMINI: Are drawn to powerful personalities that are able to switch between staying home and painting the town. They also enjoy mates who challenge their intellect.

posted January 15, 2009 04:15 AM         

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Curious as to which creatures possess this astro placement natally

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My son.

Sounds like him, mind probe. But he has Mercury in 8th, so it is just reinforcing that, maybe, I don't know.

posted January 15, 2009 04:18 AM         

O Gerry
You are very...
What do you wear under your Kilt, Gerry?
Let's have a look.

posted January 15, 2009 04:51 AM         

Got to love those Scots. Let's see if I can find some more pics.

posted January 15, 2009 04:53 AM         

It's not ripped enough.

posted January 15, 2009 04:55 AM         

Gerry doesn't really have a tartan. Butler is an Irish name. There's a lot of them in Cork. No tartan there, lots of Murphys though.

posted January 15, 2009 04:59 AM         

Who's that?

Bean is a Scots name with a kilt, but this is the nearest I could get:

posted January 15, 2009 05:03 AM         

Johnny in Tudors. Oozes sex just understates the case. But he won points forever off me when he appeared drunk in the street looking like a tramp with a can of special brew. The press went in for the kill. Then the news came out ~ his mother had just died.