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Topic: love-child spawn of GODZALA
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Azalaksh
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From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 01, 2009 02:38 PM
 
Spunky ~ quote:
Cor blimey mate!!!
I'm totally shagged out from all the hard yakka!!!
Now it's time to sit back with an ice cold tinnie!
Cheers cobba.
Do you think Zala will like that one Koi?
(**Zala jumps up and down and screams with glee**)
Whew, that took a lot out of me 
(got everything but the "tinnie"  )IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 02:39 PM
What’s with the punctuation thing AG??
The possessive “its” is without an apostrophe, if you spell it with an apostrophe, it means “it is”…..??  DD ~ quote:
She`s ruining MY thread.
DD, I just flippin died – ROFLMFAO!!! 
Your humor is spot on today
And your singing is mahhhhvelous, dahling!!Metaaaaaaaa!!!! ~ quote:
My immediate reaction is to through myself into the lion's den
One *throws* oneself in to the lion’s den, dear I swear to god, there is some channeling of lotusheartone going on here…..
Same pompous dialogue, same "enlightened" holier-than-thou arrogance, same black and white viewpoint (same Sun sign)  Love & Hugs to blue for nose rearrangement tomorrer <3
Keep warm in the arctic blasts -- are your boots knee-highs?? Must go grocery shopping -- HALLELUJAH, tomorrow I can eat!! (notes that she owns post 100 of the latest epic) IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted February 01, 2009 03:16 PM
Thanks Zala.Enjoy scoffing a big pile of chocolate tomorrow. quote:
Mmh, do you guys think before you write?
Yes. Pretty much. I do annoy myself sometimes by saying stupid things, and on here, reading back something that sounds stupid. Not a feeling exclusive to me, but I am a bit heavy on the edit key, so maybe I have a large measure. I'm sure some posters don't think twice before they slap down posts. The evidence is everywhere on the 'net, it's not hard to find. There are some complete nutters about. IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted February 01, 2009 04:12 PM
Zala,I can't believe i wrote "through" instead of "throw"... Mercury in Virgo does NOT approve. I have the horrible urge to Edit that... hmm... damn it! BM, Tomorrow is the Dr. appointment? Are you nervous? In pain? How is le nez doing? IP: Logged |
spunknini
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posted February 01, 2009 04:13 PM
Spanky just popping in for a quickie my love's!!!Zala.....Tinnie = Can of BEER! There now!!!!! Your Aussie education is complete. IP: Logged |
meta_4
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posted February 01, 2009 04:13 PM
Zala,Maybe i missed this discussion but, why can't you eat??? IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:01 PM
Meta ~Well, you see, like a snake or a lion (true to my Chinese zodiac sign and my Asc) I only really need to eat every 5 days and then I gorge myself Actually, last Wednesday I started a fast/detox -- nothing but liquids for 5 days. And tonite I take the last of the "toxin absorber" powder, and tomorrow I can eat again!!!! I made my world-famous spaghetti (wot, never heard of it?!? Your life has been truly blighted) for the kid, and I cried (well, I was chopping onions) because I couldn't have ANY and it smelled so HEAVENLY :-( Tomorrow for breakfast (to follow the rules) I get an apple. Period. Then for lunch I get steamed veggies and/or rice. Then for dinner, salad with a spot of protein, no more than 2oz. Then, Tuesday will be a free-for-all!!
I went shopping today for my meals for tomorrow, and for the splurge on Tuesday  The detox worked..... ~ Grossness Alert ~ I passed some ropy strings and clots of the most AWFUL looking crap (pics from other people on the detox here: http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html ). Apparently it builds up for years and prevents nutrition from being absorbed.....
I'll weigh myself again tomorrow, but I've lost 5 lbs on the fast so far  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:04 PM
spankers ~Sending copious stacks of Thanks for continuing my education in the linguistics and semantics field  Tinnies!! I shoulda guessed IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:04 PM
My eyebrows did, however, go up when I saw that one can apparently become shagged out without shagging..... ?? IP: Logged |
darkdreamer
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posted February 01, 2009 05:08 PM
Zala,"DD, I just flippin died – ROFLMFAO!!!
Your humor is spot on today"
Thank you. "And your singing is mahhhhvelous!!"
You only say that, because you can`t hear me. Oh and congratulations on your success after all this torture of not-eating. Horrible thought
Oh I would have DREAMS about food.
BM,
wishing you well for tomorrow. But i`m sure everything will be fine, and then you can let yourself get spoiled by your family. And if they don´t want to, you can always point at your nose.
(Okay, Iknow that probably only works for hsubands and children; mothers and wives are supposed to NEVER be in a state, that reminds even remotely of sickness, and would distract from hubbie`s or kiddie`s hypochondria. Or your family is completely different to my mother`s. lol).
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spunknini
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posted February 01, 2009 05:14 PM
Yes...ver sad about the shagging.However, if one complains that one has back pain well....Then it's called "shaggers back" with a "nudge nudge wink wink" implying that one suffered the pain due to bedroom frolics!!!! Never ceases to amaze me that one lol. One more addition: Tinnie can also be a small metal boat. Is that clearing things up for you? IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:14 PM
Thanks, Deeds 
It actually wasn't that bad, I was never stomach-growlingly hungry.....
The detox powder expands in your stomach and intestines and makes you feel full. I got all the apple juice, herbal tea, and vegetable broth I wanted, so it really hasn't been that hard -- except when other people eat, or when I have to cook Real Food!! IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:15 PM
Sitting back with an ice cold boat?? 
You people are really strange..... er.... unique..... IP: Logged |
spunknini
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posted February 01, 2009 05:17 PM
ROFLExactly! Or one could say that they were going to "sit back in the tinnie with an ice cold tinnie! Much clearer? IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:19 PM
Much clearer!!
That could very well be the scenario here in Minnesota right now at this very moment: the men here (who are obviously a few fries short) go ICE-FISHING. They drive their trucks out onto frozen lakes, drill a hole in the ice, sit down with their coolers and wait for some stupid sleepy half-frozen fish to bite on their bait.....Crazy, I tell you!! IP: Logged |
spunknini
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posted February 01, 2009 05:32 PM
ROFLMen, Universally, continue to exceed my expectations at the time, effort & THOUGHT they put into their stupid ideas. I truly am amazed.  IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 05:37 PM
Some of them take PRIDE in going out camping IN THE SNOW when it's 0 degrees out!!
Who wants to build a fire on top of that snowdrift with a wind chill factor of -10??
I do!, I do!
The folly of the fouler sex (opposite of fair sex?? ) never ceases to amaze me, either And that ice-fishing thing -- would YOU drive your nice new 1-tonne vehicle out onto the middle of a frozen lake and trust in God for it not to sink like a stone??
Not me. IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
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posted February 01, 2009 07:02 PM
DD ~I've just seen some sentiment about Americans being like the Borg.....
I'm sure you know that Resistance is Futile  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 07:13 PM
bmThinking of you.  IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 07:17 PM
meta quote:
My immediate reaction is to through myself into the lion's den and use my body as a shield for her.
 .....and I-e-I will always love you-oooooooo-ooooooooo, will always love you-oooooo-ooooooooo ***PA speaks sexy-breathlessly ala Marilyn Monroe*** You'll always be my bodyguard, meta. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 07:47 PM
EDIT. I'm over it. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 08:06 PM
DDYou're hilarious. It's quite subtle sometimes, but it's very smart, and very very funny. EDIT. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 08:08 PM
spunkyAhhh, umm, I thought maybe you felt left out because I didn't make a post for you, so here it is. Ummmm, and errr, yeah, that's it. You know I love you. You do, right? You have this wit that I don't think you realise how brilliant it is. IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted February 01, 2009 08:08 PM
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spunknini
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posted February 01, 2009 08:09 PM
PA....Are you jigging school?IP: Logged |
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