posted February 11, 2009 06:01 PM         

Anyway, one of them kicks off a round of 40th birthdays that will hit this year. I know a lot of people born in '69!

First off is easy, Mr Aqua is getting a crate of beer, with maybe a balloon with 40 on it it for decoration. Or I may skip that bit.

posted February 11, 2009 06:06 PM         

It's soap, apparently:

Would you buy it for anyone?

O.K. Don't answer that.

This is just so, so, English:

But not the kind of English this guy is, I just wouldn't... I think my brother might like that one though. That picture doesn't come up so well, they are 'After Curry Ring of Fire Wipes' apparently.

They're meant to be squeezable, kind of like worry beads or something. Actually, I don't want to think about it too much.

I think I'll stick with a card, maybe make one and put in a poem.
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/unusual-birthday-presents/mens-birthday-gifts.html

posted February 12, 2009 03:44 AM         

I was going to suggest an inflatable pocket vagina.....No chance of offending any man there....Well....except for the queer folk but then you could always get them a nice ceramic penis paperweight.

posted February 12, 2009 04:25 AM         

Well SOMEONE is always going to be upset now aren't they BM?

Can't please them all

posted February 12, 2009 08:53 AM         

Borat mankini, only £6'80

Main Features:
For hygiene reasons, this product is non-returnable.
Do not roll up or store wet
One size fits all
Made of 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester
Costume may become transparent when wet
Hand wash only

look at the succes it brings;

posted February 12, 2009 08:57 AM         

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Costume may become transparent when wet

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This alone is a sales point for me. But not on Borat. Do you think that Gerry Butler would wear one? I reckon so. He seems the kind to try anything at least once.

posted February 12, 2009 09:16 AM         

this site is not interesting if you live in australia because of the shipping cost.

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Super Fast Delivery within the UK:

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Order value:
Up to £14 costs £2.50 delivery.
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Between £30 - £40 costs £3.50 delivery.
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Over £60 - Free standard delivery.

All above are standard delivery and if selected mean you should get your order within 2 days (normally next day but this is not guaranteed).

Guaranteed next working day delivery is now only £5.95 (Mainland UK only and the order must be placed before 2.00pm).

International delivery - Outside the UK:

All International orders are dispatched via an international courier service. You will be given the exact delivery cost during our online checkout. As a general guide, orders to be delivered outside the UK, that are below £38, will cost between £10 and £12 for shipping. Orders to be delivered outside the UK, but within Europe that are over £38 will cost £17 for delivery. Orders to be delivered outside the UK, and outside Europe (e.g. USA), and above £38, will cost £30 to be delivered.

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i found one on ebay australia. it says it is brand new! but it's yellow.

http://cgi.e bay.com.au/Mankini-Yellow-Swimsuit-Fancy-Dress-Costume_W0QQitemZ230310601046QQihZ013QQcategoryZ78780QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262