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posted April 06, 2009 04:21 AM         

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Tips on labelling food:

"Mine"

"MINE"

"Don't touch!"

"DON'T TOUCH, OR ELSE!!!"

"Touch this and lose an arm"

"TOUCH THIS AND LOSE A VITAL APPENDAGE"

"Poison"

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posted April 06, 2009 08:08 AM         

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or...
"stool samples for the vet".

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A show of envy is an insult to oneself. ~Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko
The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.
~William Penn, Some Fruits of Solitude, 1693

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posted April 06, 2009 09:56 AM         

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The whiskey situation works best when I get a cheap mixed bottle as well as a decent one. That way he can glug down the rough stuff and the best doesn't get wasted.

Astrology lovers might like to share my moment of reflection when I realised that this is neatly shown in the stars by my Venus in Taurus opposing his Neptune, the apex of his T-Square (with the Sun, Mars and Saturn).

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posted April 07, 2009 09:57 AM         

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Good morning!

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posted April 07, 2009 09:58 AM         

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DP

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posted April 07, 2009 10:01 AM         

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How are you?

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posted April 07, 2009 10:29 AM         

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Pretty good I think. I'm still without internet at the new home. I went to look at our community pool yesterday. I can't wait to swim in it (once my roommate gets a key).

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posted April 07, 2009 05:16 PM         

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Wow! That was a long time for this site to be down!

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posted April 07, 2009 05:16 PM         

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Even on a regular computer I'm double-posting.

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posted April 07, 2009 05:23 PM         

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I love the bit where you wrote "think you're the hottest thing in town" BM

I know it's not an illusion. I know it's not true, but PRETENDING one is, makes me feel .....well, er.... hot!

Have fun in the pool, AG!!

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posted April 07, 2009 06:34 PM         

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Koi, let me know when you're on so I can post my email

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posted April 07, 2009 08:26 PM         

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There's a man sitting across from me on the train whom I want to ask, "Dress much?" He's wearing a gray, pin-striped suit over a light blue (white, yellow, and green) plaid-ish shirt with French cuffs and cufflinks (no less), and to top it all off: brown shoes. I can't conceive coming up with this combination. Perhaps colorblindedness is to blame, but I hope he's merely pleasantly eccentric.

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posted April 07, 2009 11:04 PM         

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Fashion police! I'm totally writing him a ticket!

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posted April 08, 2009 01:30 PM         

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Do you think birds have a code of conduct amongst themselves? It's understandable that they'd poop on humans whilst well out of the human's reach, but what about other birds? Do they have an agreement not to poop on one another?

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posted April 08, 2009 02:22 PM           

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i think they'd have to be pretty skillful to poop on one another. seems nearly impossible while one is in flight and they are a much smaller target than a human.

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posted April 08, 2009 03:10 PM         

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Pigeons can make a pretty nice target of themselves, and on the ground too.

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posted April 08, 2009 03:21 PM           

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omg - i had this date a few years ago, we went to canada and i dressed to impress, four star date right? in my pretty pretty dress.
lets go for a walk down by the detroit river while we wait for our dinner reservation time, walking, talking oh so special.
mutha flipping bird, sea gull, crapped all down the front of my pretty pretty solid color dress.
two blocks i had to walk back to the hotel to change my dress with poop all down the front of me! UGH! swear to god, true story.

can you say humiliated? four star hotel right? nice long walk through that lobby, i tell ya.

it was indeed a sign of what was to come, his last name was seigal and i got pooped on with that too, i really liked him, but he was jewish and therefore only a companion for a season. he was a taurus and i really really liked him for a long time! dam bird.

koi - mvm's book is a good read.

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posted April 08, 2009 03:21 PM           

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5-5 Leo/Leo
The combination of your Sun sign and your Moon sign produces a forceful, ambitious, and concentrative personality; one bent on achieving a good deal of prestige and success in the world. On the surface, you appear jovial, sunny, full of vitality, and always expressing good spirits. Underneath, there may be a hard streak in your nature, a degree of ruthlessness that never forgets or forgives an injury or a slight to your pride or vanity. Somehow you can be jovial, sunny and friendly, yet remain so independent and authoritative, seeking the ultimate in leadership and prominence. There is something magnificent about your methods of fighting, whether for yourself or for others; a scorn of your enemies that enables you to demolish them ruthlessly, but without malice. A detached and impersonal quality marks your nature. You are not naturally introspective, and many of your actions are based on instinct rather than analyzed personal motive. You have a tremendous control over yourself, and in time, over others as well. You have a good deal of pride and vanity that can be satisfied with personal issues such as admiration, flattery, dress, and the like, or by the broader method of satisfied ambitions. There is a constant tendency to be excessive in a variety of ways. You are endowed with a very strong will, and this will can be used in either positive or in negative ways.

excessive and strong willed? moi? i don't know....

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posted April 08, 2009 03:25 PM         

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Yeah, they poop while flying.

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posted April 08, 2009 03:29 PM           

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my life - one series of comical tragedies after the other!

good thing i can laugh about it, but ag, that was one long walk through that fancy fancy lobby, with a poopy poopy dress! URGH!

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posted April 08, 2009 03:51 PM         

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I had my sunglasses pooped on by a bird a while ago. Thank god for the sunglasses.

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posted April 08, 2009 04:04 PM           

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yeah toxic bird wasteland in your eye wouldn't be good at all!

mvm - how are things looking for your move?

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posted April 08, 2009 04:25 PM         

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It's ok, Sunshine...still chugging along lol....8 more weeks to go....
My new website is almost done!

How are you?

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posted April 08, 2009 04:44 PM           

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i'm good.
things are good.
getting a bit nervous about this marriage thing though....mark isnt nervous at all, but then again, he has never been married.
8 more weeks on the move! yeah for you! i know it has seemed like a long time. not much longer at all. june will be a big month for both of us! much to celebrate.

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posted April 08, 2009 04:54 PM         

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Wow, have you set a wedding date????
What's up with you in June? What's going on? Do tell!
Are you getting hitched in June?!

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