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posted April 15, 2009 11:07 AM         

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Errrr, wheels, now, I'm no prude, but I'm ALMOST afraid to ask......... which piece of DC would you like?

Oh, and don't be greedy. Leave some for the rest of us.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:08 AM           

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Hello AG and Wheels.

Pa,

no, Johnny doesn`t do anything for me either in terms of attractiveness.

But yes, I like men with big hands. Don`t know where that comes from. Somehow it emphasises masculinity or I am just plainly insane.

KEEP THAT THOUGHT TO YOURSELF, missy PA! You know that I know what you`re thinking.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:14 AM         

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No you don't! You don't know what I was thinking. What? That big hands means.......... big hands? Yeah, well, I knew that too! Okay!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:15 AM         

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And if you want big hands - just watch an episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent and look at Goren's ******* huge hands!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:16 AM         

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But yes, I like men with big hands. Don`t know where that comes from.

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Oh, geez! I don't know! Maybe because........ you're female!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:20 AM           

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PA,

LOL

so every female likes big hands?

So does that mean, if someone likes big hands, they are female? THAT is the definition?

I didn`t know about that.

And I KNEW what you were thinking, I could hear you mumbling inside your mind: "Of course you are insane."

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posted April 15, 2009 11:22 AM         

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Big hairy hands.... mmmm *goes off into reveries at the thought of the Australian rower she had a one time fling with*

Any bit of Mr Craig will do. Any bit at all!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:23 AM         

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Big hairy hands.... mmmm *goes off into reveries at the thought of the Australian rower she had a one time fling with*

Any bit of Mr Craig will do. Any bit at all!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:24 AM         

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DD

Sadly, not all females like men with big hands. Well, gladly for the population of males - like Johnny Depp - who don't possess these strong, masculine, imagination evoking (may be time to stop now) hands. I for one - have stated numerous times, that I do not like effeminate men - and distinctly that I like manly men - please refer to visual aids above - but as we know -some of our female counterparts do go ga-ga over such specimens.

Please note the following names:

Daniel Craig
Christian Bale
Gerry Butler
Colin Farrell

and note - there is nothing effeminate about any of them. Do I need to elaborate? It's nearly 1.30am. Please be mindful that I'm going to bed after this conversation. That's not a bad place to go on. Ah, so many men, so few sleeping hours.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:24 AM         

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I'm such a wh0re!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:26 AM         

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Oh, sorry - not maintaining protocol.

I'm such a slapper!

There - see - self-editing - it's a beautiful thing. Who needs Moderators? Sorry Mods, I'm not saying you're useless, but............. there's no way to dig out of this whole then.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:28 AM           

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Yes, you are.

But may I remind you that Jude`s hands are pretty huge, too. Especially for such a thin person.
He may be effeminate, but his hands are not.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:29 AM           

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Hole or whole?

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posted April 15, 2009 11:30 AM         

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Ah, who really (apart from you) gives a **** about Jude! Seriously! Big hands - what? Jude has big hands? In proportion to what? A pea?

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posted April 15, 2009 11:32 AM         

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Hole or whole? Good question. Let me ponder. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Was it whole? Or did it come from a hole?

Am I whole? Or do I have a hole? And if so, where? In my memory? In my heart? And who could fill it to make it whole?

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posted April 15, 2009 11:35 AM         

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I suppose then you'll be posting that pic of Jude in the leather pants with his hand down his pants, DD?

Well, go on then.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:37 AM           

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Okay, PA, I think it`s time for you to go to bed. You´re talking nunsense.

Everyone knows that first there was that whole, then it got ripped apart leaving a hole, and some hope to become whole again. Whole, not wh0re.

ABout the holes in your mind, body and heart, mmph, I`m not speculating about where and how and aobut who could fill them.

I rather say goodnight. And have sweet dreams.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:38 AM           

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Sadly not even I really care about Jude right now.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:38 AM         

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You can't get rid of me that easy Missy DD.

Is it too much to ask that one person be able to fill all the wholes? Or wh0res? And satisactorily?

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posted April 15, 2009 11:39 AM         

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Oh, okay then! Then let me throw you a curve ball.............

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Richard Dean Anderson!

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posted April 15, 2009 11:39 AM           

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Sounds like a job for *Super Spunky*

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posted April 15, 2009 11:40 AM         

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ROFL Super Spunky! I have one question for you, resident superhero?

Ummm, what are you wearing?

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posted April 15, 2009 11:41 AM           

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Jeez, you want me have a heart attack?

Speaking about filling holes in the heart and body and then mentioning HIS name.

Do you have the slightest idea what images you are evoking by that?

I can`t believe it, I`m REALLY blushing. I never blush, and definitely not because someone mentioned a random name. lol

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posted April 15, 2009 11:41 AM         

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..............and it better not be Gerry Butler's........... ummm, well, just Gerry Butler.............

Oh, okay - he's yours anyway. I have no real interest in him. That's okay.

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posted April 15, 2009 11:43 AM           

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I think things are getting a little desperate around here.

*tsk tsk*

Note: Johnny Depp does not belong in the same category as Gerry, Colin, Daniel, Sean, Christian te al. He is a square peg in PA round hole

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