posted April 24, 2009 10:08 AM         

quote:

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a) have too much time on your hands right now?

or

b) have a system full of some kind of illicit substance?

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posted April 24, 2009 10:13 AM         

"You've thought of doing things to that man in the first five seconds of meeting that I've never even heard of and I think may be considered a criminal offense in some places."
Sht! Don`t spill all my secrets here!

And I strongly doubt that you`ve never heard of them. At least you never asked me to explain their meaning to you.

Spanky,

feeling good, honey?
Need someone to spank you?

posted April 24, 2009 10:16 AM         

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And I strongly doubt that you`ve never heard of them. At least you never asked me to explain their meaning to you.

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Without giving too much away - why would I need to ask you to explain to me, when I've got RDA to show me.

***PA sticks the knife in awaiting the perfect moment to twist it***

***oh, and lets out an evil laugh as well***

posted April 24, 2009 10:16 AM         

Seriously what do you think of Detititated - Dyson?

posted April 24, 2009 10:18 AM         

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Seriously what do you think of Detititated - Dyson?

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The same thing I think of Duran Duran.

Oh, I meant, ummm..................

posted April 24, 2009 10:18 AM         

Naughty words that start with SSSSSSSSS!

posted April 24, 2009 10:23 AM         

"Without giving too much away - why would I need to ask you to explain to me, when I've got RDA to show me."

The "Recommended Daily Allowance" showed you?
Or was it the "Rassemblement Democratique Africain"?

And I always thought those things were forbidden in AFrica.

*pulls out the knife, blowing the dust from it and throws it into the sand* You haven`t used that knife for quite some time, have you?
You seem to be a bit rusty.

posted April 24, 2009 10:24 AM         

He-hem!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbP2djP0h5g&feature=related

posted April 24, 2009 10:26 AM         

S'Coffee - Farmers Union Iced Coffee, (its an aussie thing)
submitted by Big Red

S'funny - It's funny
submitted by Jonathan

S'later/Slater - "See you later" but in a cool way.
submitted by aims.

S.L.A.P.P. - Sounds Like A Personal Problem
submitted by Samantha

S.M.S. - Someone who is short and is fun to make fun of. aka Small Man Syndrome.
submitted by the loaf

S.S.S - **** , Shower and Shave
submitted by KennyM!

Saaaaa - 1. What in the blue hell is going on? 2. Are you Serious?
submitted by Kenny

Sacked - To get hit in the balls i.e Reed just sacked me!
submitted by Andy

Safeties - When something is safe, as in the cool kinda “safe”, you spread your legs wide apart, do that thing where you flap your index finger about to make that clicking sound, the way that gangstas do, with both hands and you proclaim “Safeties!”
submitted by the Jade

Sagga-Muffin - Saggy (people or animals only, no objects)
submitted by manda

Salad Dodger - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
submitted by jeni

Salata - See you later
submitted by fuddage

Sally Gunnel - Said on a golf course after a drive if the ball skids along the floor but goes a distance ie, Its Ugly but a good runner hence Sally Gunnel
submitted by Belgium Bob

Salmon - Used to descibe a person who is funny, flexible and most probably an alcoholic
submitted by herachio

Salmon Flaps - Labia
submitted by Kidney Thief

Salsa Salsa - When a really hot guy/girl can dance or gives you the eye you say 'Salsa Salsa'
submitted by hotmark89

Salty - Stop being salty. (a drag, an a-hole etc.)
submitted by Freddy

Sam's-Tastic - A word meaning something fantastic at Sam's Club stores across the U.S.
submitted by Robert

Sammied - To be drunk and high at the same time
submitted by jally

Sand Burners - When your boobs have dropped
submitted by devon n tasha

SARS - Severe Ass Ring Sting
submitted by Philbert

Sass - To know, or to know about. ie; "do you sass that guy?"
submitted by Jon Carbon

Saunter - A derry term that means 'f**k off'
submitted by fash

Sausage jockey - A man that likes taking it up the behind
submitted by ASR

Sawyer - A person who gives random people they don't know well harsh nicknames/a really hot badass redneck (i.e. "Great, the boat sent us another Sawyer!" "Hey, don't be a Sawyer!" "OMG that guy is a total Sawyer!")
submitted by 4 8 15 16 23 42

SBD - Silent But Deadly (as in farting without the sound but stinks enough to kill everybody else)
submitted by charlize England UK

SBD - Silent But Deadly (when talking about a silent yet very smelly fart)
submitted by james

Sbum - Scum but more sick.
submitted by cozza cha

Scammer - When someone totaly screws you over or is acting like an ass
submitted by scamman

Scard - A person that is weird e.g 'mike is scard' this can also be used to describe a situation e.g when you get de ja vu you can say 'thats scard'
submitted by blok-hed almighty the 3rd

Scared-of-skinny - A nice way of calling somebody fat
submitted by Rosha

posted April 24, 2009 10:27 AM         

One word for you.

"Enough"

posted April 24, 2009 10:28 AM         

Schieff - A guy who flirts with girls the whole time and gets no where
submitted by ollie

Schleinerickis - Penis
submitted by kiwi

Schlief - The verb to schlief. The act of actually schmoking the herb. ie. Let's go schlief man!
submitted by Lurap

Schliefen - The adjective/adverb. Means being absolutely rat-arsed from the herb. ie. I'm so schliefened!
submitted by Lurap

Schliefen - The noun, basically our little term for the herb. ie. I just got an eighth of schliefen.
submitted by Lurap

Schmall - Weak or insignificant alone, but strong when there are many
submitted by Dave

Schmanzy - Said sarcastically when someone is trying to be really fancy; as in 'ooh schmanzy!'
submitted by Liz

Schmeckel - A very small penis
submitted by TMAC

Schmeksy - More affectionate version of sexy, 'cos you love them/it!
submitted by Anon

Schmerple - Sound you make when someone pinches your face together (old people)
submitted by Kieara and Ash

Schmirty - (sh m ear tee) A negative term used while describing a person. **** , Liar, Two faced.
submitted by The Coconut

Schmugen - German for cool. "That is so schmugen"
submitted by Jeffrey and Veronica

Schnigglepeuf - A really enjoyable fart
submitted by Chriven

Schnook - To cuddle a small animal. ie a mouse
submitted by Moi

Schoopies - Most expensive brand of anything
submitted by acetylcholine

Schwantz - One who doesn't know what they are doing.
submitted by ssajr

Schwicked Bent - The definative form of 'Swicked'
submitted by Sude

Scooby/Scoobs - When you do know a guys name and you wanna thank them you say 'Thanks Scooby' or 'Thanks Scoobs'. Or if you see someone you know but cant remember their name you say 'Hey Scoobs' or 'Hey Scooby'
submitted by hotmark89

Scooped! - When you get caught red handed at something.
submitted by McDee

Scopel - The bit between your **** and your bellybutton
submitted by cozza cha

Scorpion - A kind of unintentional faceplant in which your legs rear up behind you and your feet wind up over the back of your head. Good for a laugh if it's not you.
submitted by ssajr

Scrackin - Greetings, I trust you are well?
submitted by sinister clothcat

Scragged - Screwed, as in: "Oh, we're totally scragged!"
submitted by Dick

Scram - To scratch another with your nails (Usually done by girls)
submitted by Kele

Scranage - Loads Of Food
submitted by Ami�e

Scranny - Food. Use in phrases such as "Lets Go out and get some Scranny!" "I could do with some Scranny" etc
submitted by Dorwii

Screepy - Not quite scary and not quite creepy
submitted by Muesse

Scroggs - To have intercourse as in "Samantha scroggs lots of people"
submitted by brittany moseley

Scroging - To screw (ie "I walked in on them scroging")
submitted by paul

Scroonie - A nasty ghirl who is below scum. This is usally used if girl has stole boy friend.
submitted by sam and lauren

Scrotch - This is one of my favourites that I made up... "Scrotch" as into to scratch my crotch
submitted by Sarcastic_Sadistic_Bitch

Scrote/Scrot - Formed from Scrotum describing a low-down dirty scumbag
submitted by anon

Scrotum of Ass - "I really dont like what you just did"
submitted by thomas

Scrub needs a Scrub in the tub - A dirty person needing a shower
submitted by snot

posted April 24, 2009 10:33 AM         

Short attention span will do that.

WW.

How about - Wonder Woman.

Willy Wonka.

posted April 24, 2009 10:38 AM         

***PA makes not to self - for Spanky's birthday remember to buy clean underpants, toilet cleaner and baby wipes***