posted April 24, 2009 07:13 AM         

Well, could've been worse. Ideal spousal material could have consisted of Russell Crowe.

So, here's to the Mrs. And not forgetting the Mr:

posted April 24, 2009 07:22 AM         

Look everyone! It's Daniel Day-Lewis on a dyslexic day!

posted April 24, 2009 09:40 AM         

Really, it's D2D2. I know!

posted April 24, 2009 09:50 AM         

EDIT: Oh, I'm meant DDamn!

posted April 24, 2009 09:53 AM         

Or "MacDDyver"?

posted April 24, 2009 09:56 AM         

"You could be "RDDA"?
Or "MacDDyver"?

What about "D'oh!'Neil"?"

I like those. But no, I don`t want to commit myself that early in our relationship.

Spanky Butler,

LOL
But no, sorry, not into drag queens right now. But I like the sound of the word "Delight". Really delightful.

posted April 24, 2009 09:57 AM         

yeah.. yeah... you all know me.

the old screen name wasn't working for me anymore anyway.

posted April 24, 2009 09:58 AM         

Now, THIS is hot:

posted April 24, 2009 10:02 AM         

- D -
D-Doi - Doomsday chick - nasty nasty chick you wouldn't touch
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

D.I.L.F - Dad I want to F*ck
submitted by LemonSeed

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F - Does It Look Like I Give A F***....makes for a good bumper sticker
submitted by four_by_ford_mudder@yahoo.com

D.O.T.L.R. - Dandruft of the lower region, in other words "itchy pubes"
submitted by Samaj91

D.S.L. - Dick Sucking Lips
submitted by Michael

D.U.F.F. - Dumb Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by Luke

Da bomb diggidy - You're cool, you're the best or you're just plain awesome
submitted by tiajmarie

Da Bonana King! - Instead of saying "the bomb" {xD who says that anymore?} say "dude, you're da bonana king!"
submitted by Keera CULLEN

Da Port - Scum ridden town of South Wales; original land of the Chav, burberry and the GLC
submitted by Bob

Dabble - "You dont quite get the "Full Bag" of naughties from that person but you do have a treat! a "Dabble"
submitted by Danny Boy

Dadurr Dadurr - Its acutally more like a sound you make when someone says something dumb
submitted by Pablo

Dag - A word used by snowboarders. e.g. Dag, yo! or That is dag! or what the Dag?! or Daggin' board, man! or I have to take a dag! etc. Confusing, I know.
submitted by Kazer91

Daggury - A strange unconditionalised way of transport
submitted by finn

Dam straight - another version of the word yes (e.g "dam straight i'm right")
submitted by monkey

Dammis - Dumb ass
submitted by dunno

Damn skippy - It means the same as "damn straight", but it's a cuter way to say it!
submitted by aims from the boro

Damnit Hoe - It's the first thing that I say when I get hurt, I scream "DAMNIT HOE". It's pretty funny and also it's fun to say because its totally randome sometimes
submitted by Julie

Dangleberries - When someone has hemmaroids
submitted by wacko jacko

Dank - Cool
submitted by asdkljv

Dank - Very potent weed or cool
submitted by Chriven

Dapper - Amazing/Cool
submitted by emzi

Dapper - Brave
submitted by Alexia (Belgium)

Dead on Arrival - A date gone bad!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel

Debangle - When your pubes get tied in knot
submitted by mark

Dece - Short for "decent". You say "that's dece". Can be used in whatever situation like somebody gave a decent comeback and you dont want to put them down
submitted by felix

Dee-you - Cantonese word meaning f*ck
submitted by Joyce

Deebo - To take away from someone or to steal
submitted by The one n Onlii ganagsta mami KIKA

Deet - Getting stoned
submitted by beth

Defenestrate - To throw out of a window (real word)
submitted by Jamie

Defenestration - The act of throwing a person out of a window
submitted by Rose

Defenistrate - To throw someone out a window
submitted by yellowag4ever

Defenstrate - To throw someone or something out the window
submitted by winniethepooh

Deferistration - It actually means 'random urges to throw people out of top floor windows' but if someone is irritating you, you can say 'this guy is making my deferisrational problems worse, and i've run out of tablets'. The irritating person will be awed by your awesome intelligence at being able to say big words like 'de-fer-is-ration'!!!
submitted by fobolobo (and viv)

Degenerate - Complete waste of blood and organs
submitted by Tommyhol

Deluckchuck - Good bye
submitted by whitney

Deng - Stupid/Gay/annoying
submitted by dan the man

Denseass - Someone who is thick
submitted by kelli xXx

Desert Wellies - Used for flip-flops or opened toed sandals. See also Jesus sandals
submitted by anon

Detititated - When you hit a friends boob by accident
submitted by me dummy

Deuce - A very ugly girl
submitted by Kevin.y

Deuche - An idiot
submitted by e.l & m.

Deushce bag - Chuffer cleaner
submitted by Mrs. Fliginger

Devoed - Formed from Devastated when something goes wrong.
submitted by anon

DFNU - Dead from the neck up!
submitted by Robert M. Hensel

Dhia-rumpus - Severe diarreha
submitted by von

Diabolic - Wicked
submitted by bijesh

Diapers - The girlfriend of a man who is so young by comparison to her mate that when he was her current age she would have been in diapers
submitted by faxe king

Dib dab - When an older male has a liking for younger females
submitted by raffa

Dibber - TV remote.
submitted by Reno-kun

Dick Duster - Any queer with a thick beard, or just call someone with a beard a dick duster
submitted by tenpen

Dickalicious - A yummy man
submitted by Jasminbelle

Dickmatized - When a girl is whipped over a guy for sex. i.e "Dude, she's so effin dickmatized over you."
submitted by Blaspheman and Corrupt0r

Dicksnot - When you're really really GAY
submitted by Caitlin and Elyse

Dickturd - General insult for someone who has done something stupid
submitted by Sazz

Dig - Cigerette
submitted by Nobber

Dig in the Grave - When a Man needs a shave.. Need a Dig in the Grave
submitted by Philbert

Dillhole - Another word for moron/idiot.
submitted by en

Dilligaf - Does it look like i give a f*ck
submitted by stacey

Dilligaf - Do I look like I give a f**k?
submitted by kev

Dilligaff - Abbreviation, Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fu**.
submitted by Lovejoy

Dime - A fine ass honey,
submitted by Kevin.y

Ding - Used by snowboarders when describing a dent in stuff, for example, "My board is so dinged up dude!"
submitted by WaWa!

Ding-dang-do - That is quality/I am happy now
submitted by Nickers

Ding-Dong - A dick, or can be used as orgasm (Baby, make me go Ding-Dong!!!!!)
submitted by Melissa

Dingle-Berrie-Mcspaz-Atron - A person who spazes all the time and can spaz very easily
submitted by derekholmberg@hotmail.com ADD ME

Dinglebarry - When you pick a piece of hair out of your bum after taking a shower!
submitted by yums

Dingleberry - Stupid person
submitted by Mike

Dink - A gay faggot. ex. "Mike is a dink"
submitted by kristen

Dinlow - Westcountry (wiltshire) term for a stupid person. As in "what did you do that for you f**ing donlow?"
submitted by core_confusion

Dirt road - Poop stuck on your anal hair
submitted by KennyM!

Dirt-e-Squirrel - A real dirty person
submitted by ur mom

Dirty Clouch - Lighter
submitted by jackie

Dirty Rotten Flatterap - Damn it!
submitted by Grandma Norma Jean

Dirty water - You know someone who says something mean about someone else.
submitted by none

Discombobafryer - A really bad chef
submitted by Oli D

Discombobulate - To confuse (real word)
submitted by Jamie

Discombobulated - Something is totally f***ed up! eg. "My hair is discombobulated!"
submitted by chaz

Discombobulation - When you are confused
submitted by i.p.freely

Disenclined to Aquiesce to Your Request - Means No.
submitted by GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBERS YEAH!!! ♥

Disgabooberated - In a flap, confused, out of sorts
submitted by lee allen

Disgustipating - Something disgusting and frustrating.
submitted by Dibart

Disney Land - Another word for vagina.
submitted by Mrs.Urie

Ditch - A chick you suspect of being a lesbian because she is a total ***** to all men
submitted by S.Toner

Ditch some dirty water - To have sex to get rid of the horn.
submitted by mal

Dits - Male Breasts
submitted by Angus n Scott

DLATLSH - Damn look at that lesbian she's hot!!
submitted by 2 anonymous naughty chicks

Do as I do tell you not as I do do - Do as you're told
submitted by Rhian_Demon

Do one! - "F**k off", basically
submitted by Sarah.h

Do-nut - An Idiot or Fool who does something stupid
submitted by anon

Dodecaheadron - Dont know, something to do with 10, bloody good word though!
submitted by Jimmy Grant

Doesoap - One who is not very bright
submitted by P.Simmons

Dof - When somethings so hilarious you shout "that's dof!"
submitted by Chicken licken

DOG - Doddery Old git. Used to describe that annoying driver in front who insists on going slow.
submitted by Andy

Doge - Expensive, good weed
submitted by Napoleon

Doggina - Female dog's genitals
submitted by Angie

Doi - Used in reference to a pretty girl. (ie "Dude...doi")
submitted by Some guys in Oklahoma

Doidle - (pronounced 'Doy-dell') Means mistake, when the word mistake doesn't quite fit.
submitted by foxflight

Dola - Short for "Don't laugh"
submitted by Rosha

Dolo - Slang for Penis (Some places in Hawaii)
submitted by Ian

Domas - *******
submitted by Ping

Don't make me have a B.F.! - ***** Fit!! A wobblie or strop
submitted by squirt

Dondillas - A group of blokes going on holiday to party and get ****** .
submitted by Dan

Dones - Somebody who can be found festering in their bed, coming out only to eat food (often tuna) or to urinate.
submitted by Sats

Donker/Doofer - TV Remote
submitted by j

Donker/Doofer - TV remote
submitted by j

Donkey - Another name for an ass (eg. "She has such a nice donkey")
submitted by eanna burke

Donut - You really WANT that person. Ex: if they're name is Ben..."I want a Ben-donut"...yummy!
submitted by lukewarmbabe

Doo-hickeys - "Mysterious gadgets for which there appears to be no "real" term, e.g. most parts of a Swiss Army Knife"

Doober - Dorkie goober
submitted by caramel

Doobie - A joint
submitted by Jack

Doobie Snack - To smoke a joint
submitted by chrondons

Doodamakokabear - You're a stooge/idiot
submitted by Chloe

Doodle - A girlfriend.. Use in context like "I had no idea you had a doodle, but tis nice enough"
submitted by annoymous

Doodlebutt - Idiot
submitted by bizzi

Doolaley - Not all there
submitted by Chaz

Doomaflatchie - Any object, idea, or person whose name you've forgotten
submitted by Jimbo the himhoe

Doomslice - A terribly embarrassing insult
submitted by Mistress Doomslice

Doorknob Licker - Much like a 'Window Licker' but very worse because you can't make it to a window
submitted by riley is the shizzzz much loveā™„

Dooshe - Said when giving a friend a friendly punch when joking around or accompanied by an evil look when they say something offensive but jokey and you're too far away or cant be bothered to give them a punch
submitted by Shelly

Dooshe - A guy who is completely stupid
submitted by Andy

Doot duder - Remote control for the TV
submitted by arseface

Dooz Fest - A person, place or thing that is very odd or crazy
submitted by Dooz fest

Dope - Totally awesome
submitted by Louie

Dord - A mix between a dork and a nerd
submitted by Cassie

Dorkatard - A complete idiot
submitted by Saywhat?!

Double bagger - Someone with a really hot body but an ugly face, so you need to put two bags over their head when you do them
submitted by anonymous

Double-bagger - Rhy
submitted by Rhy

Double-parked - When you have two alcoholic drinks on the table at once you are "double-parked" and must "See it off"
submitted by MellyD

Doublets - What my daughter used to call twins!
submitted by GeeJay

Douche McFagqueer - A name for a person who is gay and/or a *******
submitted by Andrew

Douche Nozzle - The dirtiest part of the douch. ie "You are such a douche nozzle"
submitted by Sparkzor

Douchebaggery - The act of being a douche bag. e.g: "How 'bout we stop with all the Douchbaggery"
submitted by Bigmike

Douchebagin' - Doing unpleasant things ex "Quit douchebagin' yu douche"
submitted by Brain

Doughnut Puncher - Slang for gay man
submitted by col

Douz - Stupid, dum, fat, annoying, etc.
submitted by Themelis P.

Downgy - You are too horny to do anything
submitted by N/A

Draculas Teabags - Used tampons
submitted by dean, amy, claire [the fat mafia of mackem land]

Dramarama - More then a drama but less then a crisis
submitted by moi

Dramastically - Drastically Dramatic
submitted by ME

Draw Mud - Wet Fart
submitted by anonymous

Drippin - Hot, cool, sexy; anything good in life.
submitted by CARRIE

Drongo - Idiot or simpleton
submitted by khilmer

Drop an otter - Poop without flushing (left it swimming)
submitted by Louie

Drop the kids off at the pool - Go for a poo
submitted by mog

Drunt - Also see gunt/funt. It is a diseased version of this
submitted by Ed Gauntlett

Dry Scream - When a girl is faking "it".
submitted by mike

Duck - An ugly person
submitted by dreabia

Duck butter - The sweat in your croch.
submitted by Montana dudes

Duck Butter - Mixture of faeces and semen after anal sex
submitted by Luke

Duck smacking - When your get duck butter on your hands and wipe it in a friends face. SEE duck butter
submitted by Montana dudes

Ducktacular - Something that tastes as good as a duck, and can even make you orgasm, if you're weird
submitted by Dynamite Heady

Dude-way - A cool person
submitted by chikadee

DUFF - Designated Ugly Fat Friend
submitted by gary

Duffy - A geeky/swotty looking kid
submitted by anonymous

Duhuhuhuhuhhu - This word, just like gouuuu, is used when something is seen or heard as shocking and deserves the noise
submitted by REMO

Dumb-Snap - Somebody who does stupid things
submitted by Schwan

Dumper - Someone that wont stop talking
submitted by duche bag

Dumpster day - Where you don't go to the loo for a poo for a week or more and you get it all out in one day, it takes a while but you are glad after it.
submitted by cozza cha

Dunbar - When you are to f***ed up to move. eg "I am dunbar"
submitted by sam

Dunzo - Done, finished, totally over with
submitted by Lo

Durawear - Worn out
submitted by Lady Cass

Durex - Do you reckon?
submitted by James

Durf-durf - An overly dramatic way of saying "duh you idiot" (sad slowly to make it sound more irritating)
submitted by Turquoise

Dusted - Extremely intoxicated
submitted by anonymous

Duswin - Complicated
submitted by Jon

Duswin - Complicated...
submitted by Jon da scone

Dynamic Butt Monkey - A term used for annoying retards who love their mums
submitted by Simon B.

posted April 24, 2009 10:04 AM         

Do you:

a) have too much time on your hands right now?

or

posted April 24, 2009 10:06 AM         

Detititated - Dyson

Rofl