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StarLover33
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posted October 15, 2003 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
Can anyone think of a strange Lexigram and solve it?

Such as: DOOR - ODOR?

What does ODOR have to do with a DOOR?

Let us expand our minds!

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StarLover33
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posted October 15, 2003 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
I mean no offense to Capricorns, but why is SATURN similar to the word SATAN?

Oh yeah, and you know the examination called the SAT? Well it's also in the word SATURN, and astrologically speaking I consider that test to be very Saturnian.

-StarLover

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theFajita3
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posted October 15, 2003 05:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for theFajita3     Edit/Delete Message
Interesting Starlover. You are very bright!

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purplezen
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posted October 15, 2003 06:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for purplezen     Edit/Delete Message
Maybe if an odor is bad enough, you will run out the door to get away from it. lol.

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Randall
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posted October 16, 2003 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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StarLover33
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posted October 16, 2003 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
Good point Purplezen, I think you solved the mystery!

But man, does that SAT stink. Saturn is a jerk.

Just kidding, I love you Saturn, please give me a 1200 or above. Pretty pretty please?

-StarLover

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imajre
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posted October 16, 2003 08:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for imajre     Edit/Delete Message

“Lexigrams do churn up the adrenaline irresistibly, and it’s difficult to pull in the reins, once the RACE to solve the riddles of yoURself and the mysteries of the UniveRse has exploded through the starting gate of the Mind.” Linda G.

And remember also Linda’s “---and that their constant kibbitzing of me at the typewriter is the reason I always, without fail, type the American word ‘theater’ as the English spell* THEATRE, and become quite annoyed when an editor at a publishing house tries to change it to ‘theater’. It’s their way of reminding me of the geographical location of their protection of the language.” Linda G.

I blame those pesky editors for another misspelling.
It should be the English spelling of COLOUR not color!

‘ODOR’ is another English spelling error. It is odoUr* not odor. Now DOOR becomes ROOD, which is a quarter of an
ACRE. So we have ACRE – RACE - CARE.
A quarter, ¼, a fourth, reminds me of time. The 4th dimension. The Eternal Now. All a part of CREA-TION.

“From whence did they come, these entities called words, belonging to the “RACE” of the English language?” - L.G.

So do take CARE of the U - for G.U.R.U. in the UniveRse.

As to spelling ‘kibitzing’ with a ‘BB’ maybe Linda hinted to us,
to look at number 28. “The key is to look before you leap”.
For 26 warns of dangers, disappointments, and failure, and unhappy partnerships of all kinds. Which brings me to Gooberz and - SATURN
RA RUNS U
TURNS U NUTS

A SATURN-SEVEN-CYCLE
U RUE, TURN, RELEASE
A CUE
A RAT LEAVES
STAR CLUES - the pages around 1004 explain.

How's that for a bit of expansion?


in Love and Light

imajre

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StarLover33
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posted October 19, 2003 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
Wow, that was incredible!

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Sunmeadow Glades
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posted October 20, 2003 06:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sunmeadow Glades     Edit/Delete Message
What's SAT?

Love and Peace,
Sunmeadow Glades.

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CancerianMoon
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posted October 21, 2003 08:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CancerianMoon     Edit/Delete Message
a teacher in high school once told the class...never ASSUME something...it makes an ASS out of U and ME...
i always remembered that...i wonder if he ever lexigrammed

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Randall
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posted October 22, 2003 01:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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Pixie
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posted October 22, 2003 09:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pixie     Edit/Delete Message
C-moon,
sounds like we had the same teacher. Mine said the same thing, LOL.

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StarLover33
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posted October 23, 2003 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
Here's an interesting one, but I don't think it's funny:

CULTURE has the word CULT in it, and when you change the C to a V it becomes VULTURE.

Therefore, CULTURE ryhmes with VULTURE.

Can anyone care to explain that?

-StarLover

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Randall
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posted October 24, 2003 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message

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"Never mentally imagine for another that which you would not want to experience for yourself, since the mental image you send out inevitably comes back to you." Rebecca Clark

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imajre
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posted October 25, 2003 09:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for imajre     Edit/Delete Message

Randall, this is a fluke that I am in! The only message I have been getting is "ERROR 404 site under reconstruction and inform the Webmaster" Is that message any help to you?

so while I AM here -

C-ULTURE - C CLUE? RULE TRUE.
V-ULTURE - LET LUV RULE

What a LURE to join them together!
A lexi could CUT 'CUL' add 'VERT' and result in a CULVERT a 'channel' for an electric cable. Whether U.R. in love or picked upon, can sparks fly?

But now I must away to my bed.
It is 2:45 A.M. here in New Zealand!

in Love and Light

imajre

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Randall
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posted October 25, 2003 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message
Sorry. Must have been a glitch.

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StarLover33
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posted October 25, 2003 02:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarLover33     Edit/Delete Message
That is great.

-StarLover

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