posted February 10, 2004 09:42 PM
Prince William of Wales:I'LL WIN REALM
I WILL REPLACE WIMP IN CLAN (Charles)
PROCLAIM WISE ELFIN LAW
WISE IMPERIAL CLAN FLOW
WARN: CAMILLA WIPES LIFE
CAMILLA NOW PERILS WIFE
CAMILLA SLEW FOE, R.I.P WIN
CLOWN WIMP LIE, FALSE AIR
(The press has called Charles both "wimp" and "clown")
FAMILIAL CROWN SPEW LIE (It was a car accident, we swear!)
Prince William:
PRINCE WILL, I AM
CRIME PAIN WILL (His mums death?)
PANIC MIRE WILL (poor little guy- I wouldn't be surprised if he did suffer panic attacks)
PIC ME IN WAR
I WIN, CALM PERIL
EMPIRICAL WIN
Prince William of Windsor
CROWN, WILD LIFE, I AM PRO-SIN
CROWN + MILLIONS = RAPID WIFE
(worlds most eligable bachelor)
MIRACLE PENIS, WOLF WAIL
(not sure what to make of this one but it's funny.)