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Topic: beer
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purplezen Knowflake Posts: 822 From: outer space Registered: Aug 2003
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posted August 14, 2004 11:41 PM
I just found this on a comedian's website and thought I would share:"All of the Words on a Bottle of Rolling Rock Beer in a Different Order" by Demetri Martin Women, your ability to operate extra tender springs from birth. Good machinery comes as your contents cause enjoyment. Cash, beer, a car ... rock and rolling? During "it", the general warning: "We may risk pregnancy according to old problems." Your refund from the government for alcoholic beverages? Not OK. Refund this premium, beer surgeon, because premium beer impairs taste. A drink—to the tribute of health, to the pale alcoholic. Rolling, glass tanks of beverages rock this lined mountain. Should the defects of consumption drive me ... Or you? Latrobe, Latrobe COL, CT, DE, IA, MA, NY, VT, CA, MI "33"
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Sheaa Olein Knowflake Posts: 386 From: Another timezone Registered: Jul 2004
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posted August 17, 2004 07:42 AM
Cool purplezen Good to know that corporations do Lexi's too! IP: Logged |
SunChild Knowflake Posts: 311 From: Victoria, Australia Registered: Jan 2004
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posted August 17, 2004 06:51 PM
funny play on words..heheIP: Logged | |