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purplezen
Knowflake

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From: outer space
Registered: Aug 2003

posted August 14, 2004 11:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for purplezen     Edit/Delete Message
I just found this on a comedian's website and thought I would share:

"All of the Words on a Bottle of Rolling Rock Beer
in a Different Order"

by Demetri Martin

Women, your ability to operate
extra tender
springs from birth.
Good machinery comes
as your contents
cause enjoyment.
Cash, beer, a car ... rock and rolling?
During "it", the general warning:
"We may risk pregnancy
according to old problems."
Your refund from the government
for alcoholic beverages?
Not OK.
Refund this premium, beer surgeon,
because premium beer impairs taste.
A drink—to the tribute of health, to the pale alcoholic.
Rolling, glass tanks of beverages rock this lined mountain.
Should the defects
of consumption
drive me ...
Or you?
Latrobe, Latrobe COL, CT, DE, IA, MA, NY, VT, CA, MI
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Sheaa Olein
Knowflake

Posts: 386
From: Another timezone
Registered: Jul 2004

posted August 17, 2004 07:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sheaa Olein     Edit/Delete Message
Cool purplezen Good to know that corporations do Lexi's too!

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SunChild
Knowflake

Posts: 311
From: Victoria, Australia
Registered: Jan 2004

posted August 17, 2004 06:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SunChild     Edit/Delete Message
funny play on words..hehe

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