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posted February 24, 2005 10:36 AM         

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posted February 24, 2005 11:42 PM         

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PENIS

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posted February 24, 2005 11:44 PM         

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Sorry, I know it was short. I'll work on it when I can find some more time. K?

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posted February 25, 2005 01:38 AM         

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are you telling him his penis is short?
Publicly?
Tsk tsk...
We have to work on your pubic relations skills, 26.
Yes, I said "PUBIC"...

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posted February 25, 2005 11:33 AM         

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I knew it would be you to catch that. As I was writing it, I'm like......wait a minute......that sounds like.....eh, whatever. LOL!

And yes, you are right. My pubic relations need a little help atm. .......wait....that didnt come out right either. They need "relationing"..... Uh-huh. That's it.

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posted February 25, 2005 12:03 PM         

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SHO(R)T PENIS, LON(G) PENIS
EITHE(R) WA(Y)
WHAT A PENIS ON THAT ONE!
IT HAS POTENTIAL
HE'S A SCO(R)PI O SO...
IT'S AN ACE PENIS

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posted February 25, 2005 12:10 PM         

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Okay, seriously. You have alot of cool words in your name. But by including your middle name, that would be breaking the vowel law. So, I'm only using your first and last name. I'll get to it at some point soon.

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posted February 25, 2005 01:07 PM         

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I love your penis-poem!!!!

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posted February 25, 2005 04:26 PM         

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uh, uh,,,clears throat .... LADIES!!!!!!!!!!

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posted February 25, 2005 04:46 PM         

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No we're not!

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posted February 25, 2005 04:49 PM         

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(lol, sorry we cant help it sometimes. we know not what we do. it's okay, HSC likes it when we play with him. .....errm...)

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posted February 25, 2005 08:30 PM         

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posted March 04, 2005 11:41 AM         

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posted March 04, 2005 11:47 AM         

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I only got this so far;

I - AN OPEN PEN
SPLIT TWIN

Not much I know, sorry..!

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posted March 05, 2005 04:41 PM         

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26T ~
You sent me to the Lexi Forum from Astrology/New Moon Wishes and THIS is what I get?!?!? LMAO!

Oh well, gotta consider the source: Earthy Sun/Asc/Moon....

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posted March 07, 2005 12:34 AM         

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Stephen Wallace Coltin

A COLT IN A PEN
HE HATES IT
ONE SON IN PAIN
HE WILL TOIL
CALL ON HIS CHI
AN' HEAL HIS ACHILLES HEEL
HE HAS TWO
HE WILL STEP TO A STEEP HILL
OPEN A HOLE IN A WALL
HE IS WISE
CHINESE PAST
CHILL, STOP
HE WANTS TO (b)E STILL
LEAN, CLEAN LINES
AN ELITE
HE WANTS TO HELP STOP WASTE AN' HEAL WOES
STONES, NOTES, TONES HEAL AT NITE
IT'S A WHEEL, A CHAIN
I CLEAN A STAIN, I HELP A SAINT
HE IS CHASTE O(r) HE CAN CHASE WITH HIS LOINS
HIS CHOICE
CHAIN THE LIONS, STOP THE WHINES
TEACH HOW TO STOP HATE
HE WILL WIN
HE IS WHOLE

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Of course, I don't know you so please allow me some poetic license here. I chose to include your middle name because 4 vowels may not be ideal but are certainly acceptable and, in this case, I found them to be quite nice and helpful. Hope this provides some insight for you.

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"This above all:
to thine own self be true,
And it must follow,
as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false
to any man." - Shakespeare

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